I know I must not be the only one around here who's bored~ I'll tell you all a little story, and maybe you'll forget about your boredom for just a little while ( Read more... )

Taking volunteers to entertain me~ Apply within.

Citizen of Paixao, it's me again. I'm still waiting for my payment for my expertise, at least that fur brushing, just to remind you. The position is still open to anyone who would like to take on such an honor ( Read more... )

Orochimaru.

This whole thing is hilarious. Fine. You had your laughs, whatever.

Where the fuck are you.